The Secret Jobs of Backyard Creatures
The Secret Jobs of Backyard Creatures
For the kid who's "bored" by 4pm — and the backyard that's been hiring all along.
Right now there's a Chief Soil Restructuring Officer working under your lawn, an air-traffic crew in the flowerbed, and an entire waste-management team in the compost heap.
Your child just hasn't met them yet. This book handles the introductions. 50 creatures, 50 creative job titles, and one garden they'll never call boring again.
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50 creatures, 50 ridiculous job titles
real backyard biology, told the way kids actually want to hear it -
A seek-and-find hiding inside a field guide
3 hidden objects and a riddle on every spread -
Secretly educational
pollination, decomposition, soil engineering… smuggled in through jokes -
Funny enough to read aloud, rich enough to revisit
ages 6–10, one book for the whole family
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🔍 Can you spot the ladybird?
For the kid who's “bored” by 4pm
There's a whole workforce outside your door — and nobody told your kid
The garden path. The compost heap. That dark patch under the porch. All of it fully staffed — foreman beetles, air-traffic bees, a Chief Soil Restructuring Officer clocking in under the lawn. Open to any page and the backyard stops being boring. It becomes the funniest, most fascinating place on earth.
↓ Meet the seven departments below
🔍 3 objects hidden on every page
A field guide in disguise
They think it's a joke book. It's a biology lesson.
Every double-page spread hides three objects to find, a riddle to crack, and one creature's ridiculous job title. Kids race to spot the hidden objects. They laugh at the field notes. And somewhere in the middle — without ever noticing — they learn what a worm actually does all day. No textbook language. Just kid-friendly writing and golden-age watercolour art that pulls them in before they've read a word.
50 creatures · 125 full-colour pages · 3 hidden objects per spread
The gift that beats a screen
When you don't know what to gift, give them the backyard
Birthdays, holidays, “just because” — this is the gift that gets opened, read at the dinner table, and quoted back at you for weeks. Large format, built to be dipped into: every creature is self-contained, so there's no losing your place and no pressure to finish. One book, hours away from a screen.
🎁 Most parents order two — one to keep, one to gift
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Why it works
Real nature, organised like a workplace comedy
Fifty creatures across seven departments — because “ecosystem” is a boring word, but “Compost & Waste Management, night shift” is hilarious. And what makes them laugh is what they remember.
FROM THE BOOK
Job title: Chief Soil Restructuring Officer. Department: Underground Works. Status: probably beneath your feet right now.
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Dawn Patrol
The early risers who open the garden while your kid is still asleep.
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Pollination & Air Traffic
The flight crews keeping every flower in business.
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Underground Works
The engineers restructuring the soil beneath your feet.
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Compost & Waste Management
The clean-up crew that lets nothing go to waste.
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Pest Control & Security
The garden's quiet defence force, on duty around the clock.
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Construction & Engineering
Web-spinners, nest-builders and master architects.
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Midnight Operations
The night shift your kid never knew existed.
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…and 50 staff to meet
Every creature gets a job title, field notes, and a specimen card.
Open the covers
125 pages of very serious business
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50 fully illustrated creature profiles
Every creature gets its own two-page spread — official job title, field notes, jokes, and real observations.
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Golden-age watercolour art
Warm, semi-realistic illustrations that pull kids into the page before they've read a single word.
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3 hidden objects on every spread
A seek-and-find built into the art — plus chapter creatures hiding throughout the book.
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Riddles & jokes throughout
Short, quick reads perfect for ages 6–10 — and funny enough that adults keep reading too.
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A specimen card for every creature
Common name, real scientific name, and official job title — like a naturalist's field tag.
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Built to be dipped into
Every creature is self-contained. Start anywhere, stop anywhere, never lose your place.
What you'll hear at dinner
The lines parents tell us their kids repeat after a week with the book.
“Mum. Did you know worms are basically engineers?”
“The compost heap has a whole TEAM.”
“I found the hidden beetle before Dad did.”
From the author
Written by a mum who had to make nature compete with a tablet
Claire Monroe homeschools two nature-obsessed kids — which means every page of this book was field-tested on the toughest audience there is. Her rule: if it doesn't make her kids laugh, look up, or run outside to check for themselves, it doesn't go in.
The Secret Jobs of Backyard Creatures is Book 1 of the Secret Animal Jobs series — the ocean edition is already a family favourite.
Mum of 2Homeschooling family
Book 1 of 2Secret Animal Jobs series
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Frequently asked questions
Is this a textbook?
No — and that's the point. There's no textbook language anywhere. It's real, accurate nature (how decomposing, pollinating and soil engineering actually work) delivered through job titles, field notes, riddles and jokes. Kids remember it because it made them laugh.
What age is it really for?
The sweet spot is 6–10. Younger kids (from about 5) love it as a read-aloud and seek-and-find; confident readers from about 7 devour it independently. Parents regularly report reading ahead after bedtime.
My child won't sit still for long books.
This one is designed to be dipped into. Every creature is a self-contained two-page spread — start anywhere, stop anywhere. And the three hidden objects on each page give restless kids something to hunt while they read.
Will my kid actually learn anything?
Yes — the book is honest about how nature works. Composting, pollination, soil aeration, night-time garden life — all real, all accurate, each creature tagged with its true scientific name on its specimen card. The comedy is just the delivery system.
How big is the book?
125 pages in a large 8.5" × 11" full-colour format — big enough for two kids to look at one spread together, which happens a lot.
Is this a good gift?
It's the birthday gift that doesn't get re-gifted — which is why our Buy Two bundle (one for home, one to gift) is the most popular option, and it comes with free printable extras.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are dispatched within 48 hours with free tracked shipping. Delivery estimates are shown at checkout for your region.
What's your return policy?
A 60-day money-back guarantee. If the book doesn't earn its place on your shelf, contact us and we'll make it right.
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